This just must be my day. I just opened my e mail and I have won 3 iPhones, 4 laptops, and have been pre approved for a ton of loans and credit cards. I know what your thinking, "How did he get so lucky.... Why did they choose him and not me???"
Well obviously I must be way cooler than you and these people could see that. I am just sooo happy to win all this stuff. I mean I didn't even enter any contests, they just are giving the stuff to me.
I know what your thinking again..."He doest deserve any of this stuff. Not one of these highly coveted things." Well that is your opinion, but obviously some one thinks I deserve all this stuff, and who am I to turn them down. What, do you want me to be ungrateful. You want me to say no I don't want all these things you have offered to me. Wow you guys are mean.
If your had been nicer to me I might have shared these things with you. But now............. Who knows.
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