Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Science is crazy, a look back

Sometimes u have to fight for what is right. Sometimes u have to question the powers that be. This is definitely one of those times. I am sorry to say that they have demoted Pluto. It is no longer a planet. No more Pluto. Well its still there...they didn't like blow it up, but they did deal it quite a blow.  

Think about how this will affect schools. I mean think about all the kids that got lower scores on their tests for labeling Pluto wrong.  They should get those scores changed.  And what about the saying "My Very Eager Mother Just Sold Us Nine Pizzas"??? So much for that. Now what?? Are we supposed to just remember "My Very Eager Mother Just Sold Us Nine"....??? That makes no sense. Nine what?? NINE WHAT I ASK???

So now they want us to call Pluto a dwarf planet. As if it wasn't insulted enough that it isn't a planet anymore...now it has to be labeled a dwarf planet?? I mean when u see a dwarf person you don't say "Oh there is the dwarf person standing next to a person." Or we don't tell dwarfs that they can be called people for 50 years or so, then tell them they have to be dwarf people. That would just be mean. U don't label people like that so u shouldn't do it to planets.

Also all the other planets are named after something cool. Like Neptune, Mars, and Venus. They are named after powerful Roman and Greek Gods. What is Pluto have to its name??? A stupid dog that can't talk on mickey mouse. Couldn't you just see the other planets teasing Pluto. Like they all start talking saying, "Oh I am named after a Greek God. Oh I am named after a Roman God." Then they ask Pluto what he is named after and he is forced to say, "Have u ever seen Mickey Mouse??? I am named after the dog that doesn't talk or really do anything funny."

As if that wasn't bad enough for Pluto, we do this to him. Strip him of the one thing he had. I mean it is already furthest from the sun, gets in the way of other planets orbits, and named after an unfunny cartoon dog. Even through all that, Pluto could at least hold its head high and say that it was a planet. Now it has nothing.. NOTHING!!!!! Shame on the "Dwarfed brained" scientist, shame!!!

Maybe I am taking this too far. Maybe I am the only one who cares. But I mean seriously people. What has Pluto done to u?? It is always there for u. Just sitting there twinkling.  You should feel bad, very very bad. You basically just spat in "Dwarf Planet Pluto's" face. Maybe we should just blow up the planet formally known as Pluto and let it die with the dignity it deserves.

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