The things you learn on tv

So yea I was watching this show on anorexia today and it was soo sad. I felt horrible for these people. It was like no matter what they looked like, when they looked in the mirror, they thought they looked fat. It was shocking. But then I started thinking......you know every time I look in the mirror, I think I look fat too. I must be anorexic.

Now I know what your thinking, "He isnt anorexic, he is just fat. He just eats a lot of food." Well first off thats not a very nice thing to say. There is something wrong with me. I mean would u make fun of a cancer patient??? Would u make fun of a one legged man? Would u follow him around and call him hoppy?? These people have a disease, just like me.

I am now looking into some help groups. And God willing I can beat this horrible disease.

My lucky day

This just must be my day. I just opened my e mail and I have won 3 iPhones, 4 laptops, and have been pre approved for a ton of loans and credit cards.  I know what your thinking, "How did he get so lucky.... Why did they choose him and not me???"

Well obviously I must be way cooler than you and these people could see that. I am just sooo happy to win all this stuff. I mean I didn't even enter any contests, they just are giving the stuff to me.

I know what your thinking again..."He doest deserve any of this stuff. Not one of these highly coveted things." Well that is your opinion, but obviously some one thinks I deserve all this stuff, and who am I to turn them down. What, do you want me to be ungrateful. You want me to say no I don't want all these things you have offered to me. Wow you guys are mean.

If your had been nicer to me I might have shared these things with you. But now............. Who knows.

Science is crazy, a look back

Sometimes u have to fight for what is right. Sometimes u have to question the powers that be. This is definitely one of those times. I am sorry to say that they have demoted Pluto. It is no longer a planet. No more Pluto. Well its still there...they didn't like blow it up, but they did deal it quite a blow.  

Think about how this will affect schools. I mean think about all the kids that got lower scores on their tests for labeling Pluto wrong.  They should get those scores changed.  And what about the saying "My Very Eager Mother Just Sold Us Nine Pizzas"??? So much for that. Now what?? Are we supposed to just remember "My Very Eager Mother Just Sold Us Nine"....??? That makes no sense. Nine what?? NINE WHAT I ASK???

So now they want us to call Pluto a dwarf planet. As if it wasn't insulted enough that it isn't a planet anymore...now it has to be labeled a dwarf planet?? I mean when u see a dwarf person you don't say "Oh there is the dwarf person standing next to a person." Or we don't tell dwarfs that they can be called people for 50 years or so, then tell them they have to be dwarf people. That would just be mean. U don't label people like that so u shouldn't do it to planets.

Also all the other planets are named after something cool. Like Neptune, Mars, and Venus. They are named after powerful Roman and Greek Gods. What is Pluto have to its name??? A stupid dog that can't talk on mickey mouse. Couldn't you just see the other planets teasing Pluto. Like they all start talking saying, "Oh I am named after a Greek God. Oh I am named after a Roman God." Then they ask Pluto what he is named after and he is forced to say, "Have u ever seen Mickey Mouse??? I am named after the dog that doesn't talk or really do anything funny."

As if that wasn't bad enough for Pluto, we do this to him. Strip him of the one thing he had. I mean it is already furthest from the sun, gets in the way of other planets orbits, and named after an unfunny cartoon dog. Even through all that, Pluto could at least hold its head high and say that it was a planet. Now it has nothing.. NOTHING!!!!! Shame on the "Dwarfed brained" scientist, shame!!!

Maybe I am taking this too far. Maybe I am the only one who cares. But I mean seriously people. What has Pluto done to u?? It is always there for u. Just sitting there twinkling.  You should feel bad, very very bad. You basically just spat in "Dwarf Planet Pluto's" face. Maybe we should just blow up the planet formally known as Pluto and let it die with the dignity it deserves.